future cat lady at you service

just a girl with bangs and a ukulele

youshouldvesaidnobaby:

ellendegeneres:

Ellen scaring Taylor Swift

It’s my favorite thing to do.

Still not over the fact that Ellen reblogged this.

wizkhalifornia:

gf: i just shaved feel my legs

me: 

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wiggywinter:

Stuck In Love - Gag Reel (x)

I needed to know this

tattooedtear:

tattooedtear:

night twø

Put this on my college application please

-healthylife:

blithelyblonde:

Always reblog.

Truth

dontclimbanymore:

when you’re listening to car radio  and you get to the part where hes like yelling do you feel like climbing up on your roof and yelling to the whole neighborhood “AND NOW I JUST SIT IN SILENCE” and doing the arm thing

i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:

So my teacher told us that two blue eyed people can’t have a brown eyed kid and this kid in my class said “but both my parents have blue eyes and I have brown eyes”.  The teacher said “so you’re adopted”.  THe next day the kid came in and told us that he confronted his parents about it and that they said he was adopted but wanted to wait for the right time to tell him.  

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queerbaitingforgodot:

sex is a lot like the Iliad. you thrust spears, you get constant long winded metaphors about lions, zeus is there